ths is sm timepass stuff frm my dabba (PC)...........god knws wher it came frm
but i hop u njoy em
wats posted is smthin esp abt ENGLISH
beware if u speak english....these r some funny english mistakes that people make:
These are some of the application and leave letters written by various
personnel . English, as they say, is really a funny language!
>
> 1. A candidate's application "This has reference to your advertisement
> calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both
> for the
> past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post."
>
> 2. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my
> village to sell my land along with my wife. please sanction me one week
> leave"...
>
> 3. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I
> have to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me
> half day casual leave"
>
> 4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster: "As
> I am studying in this school i am suffering from headache.I request you to
> leave me today"
>
> 5. A family friend of our's told an incident of his friend's letter "I
> am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school"
>
> 6. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: As my headache is
> paining, please grant me leave for the day.
>
> 7. Another leave letter written to Administration dept: As my
> mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10
> days leave.
another 1........(no hard felings plz......justa joke yaar)
Prof. Bihari does not know English.
See how & what he speaks ……..
#INSIDE THE CLASS ROOM:
*Open the doors of the window .Let the atmosphere come in.
*Open the doors of the window .Let the Air Force come in.
*Cut the apple into two equal halves n take the bigger half.
*Shhh…… Quiet , boys …. The principal just passed away in the corridor.
*You , meet me behind the class.(means AFTER the class)
*Both of u three , get out of the class.
*Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my knows today.
*Take Copper wire of any metal especially of Silver.
*Take 5 cm of wire of any length.
#ABOUT HIS FAMILY:
*I have two daughters.Both of them are girls…
*My long sister was boiling in water so I send her to hospital.
#AT THE GROUND:
*All of u , stand in a straight circle.
*There is no wind in the balloon.
#TO A BOY , ANGRILY:
*I talk , he talk , why u middle middle talk.
#GIVING A PUNISHMENT:
*You rotate the ground four times.
*You go n under – stand the tree.
*You three of you , stand together separately.
*Why r u late – say YES or NO…….
#SIR AT HIS BEST:
*Sir had once gone to see a film with his wife.By chance, he happened to see one of his student at the theatre, though the boy did not see him.So the next day at school… (to that boy ) – “ Yesterday I saw WITH MY WIFE at the cinema theatre
