this aint true  

  man!
 this is  

 (its actually a prayed by both women and man
FEMALE PRAYER 
Before I lay me down to sleep, 
I pray for a man, who's not a creep, 
One who's handsome, smart and strong, 
One who loves to listen long, 
One who thinks before he speaks, 
One who'll call, not wait for weeks, 
I pray he's gainfully employed, 
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. 
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, 
Massages my back and begs to do more. 
Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind, 
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" 
I pray that this man will love me no end, 
And never attempt to hit on my friend. 
And as I pray beside my bed, 
I look at the clown you sent me instead. 
Amen. 
MALE PRAYER 
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs, likes football, 
and who owns an Off-license. 
Amen.
~Accura~