'Continue the story' :P

[Eos]

Ok time for something new. The idea isn't exactly new, but here's what u do:
I post a short paragraph starting off a story. You continue it-and leave it open ended for the next person to write. Things get progressively weirder and funnier as time passes.
Here's the rules:
1) STAY ON TOPIC. That means this thread is only for the story itself-any comments or other stuff, please do in a separate thread.
2) Keep it short: A short paragraph-or even just 2-3 lines-will be enough.
3) Maintain continuity-Build upon the previous poster's story and try to introduce a new element.

Now for the story itself(Slightly long, it being the first post ):

Noob the warrior squinted his eyes against the blazing desert sun. "Damn these ill fitting trousers", he muttered as he scratched himself through the tight Thror pants that he wore. It was all he could to behead the memora that had worn it before its friends came to attack him. He'd been too lazy to wash them, and now the smell of human and memora sweat was probably why he was asked to mob in all parties.
An olgoc crept towards him. Noob broke out into a sweat. He noticed the mage in his party, nonchalantly casting 'fire field', looking at him with contempt. He must now show he's scared..thank goodness he didn't drink too much before leaving town.

The olgoc had just reached him. It opened its jaws to bite him in half. Noob hit it on the head with his axe to no effect. Immediately five more spawned next to him. It was more than he could bear.
"Mummyyyyy!!" he wailed as he ran back towards the party, unmindful of their mocking laughter. An ominous flapping sound was heard from behind....

[dredisback]

" Noob looks back to see an enourmous white chicken with a placard around it's neck that said, "I HAVE BIRD FLU". The chicken swoops down on the wormy oglocs and finishes them off like a bunch of worms.

Noob goes to his mommy and feels the warmth in her bossom when he is brought back to reality that his pals are around him. The mage, Bibi drops her jaw, she can't believe that her new boyfriend is a 'mama's boy'!!! Noob reels back and grabs his axe to swing at the oglocs again, but his mommy knows that deep inside, Noob is a chicken like his mommy.'

The huge white chicken is about to take flight, so she gives Noob a peck on his cheek. Noob goes,"Awwwwww mom, not in front of my pals " The chicken flies away and his eyes follow his mother into the sky, when suddenly he hears a screech and looks down to find a Kukadon bearing it's fangs upon him, he........................"

[Cursedblader]

makes a scram for it to the nearest shelter available which he finds it ease.Unfortunately the shelter he chose was mistake to be a den was actually another Kukadon ."Oh my god! MOMMY" and he glances towards his partymates staring at him thinking he waz a chicken, which he was.

His inner voice told him "I cant break in tears right now not in front of my mates....specially Bilbi." Suddenly he felt a great sensation os will power "This is it! i wont cry ill fight to the finish. Right now i just feel ..................... thirsty" His immense willpower of drinking water made the kukadons seem like traffic signals being rolled down by a mad driver. Soon he found an Oasis n took a dive. while drinking the fresh water which was fresh no more he heard another sound It wasnt the kukadons it sounded bigger. suddenly he heard the tearing of flesh and screams of people. the pool he was in was now red."Oh no wat do i do . OMG my pants where did it go. what do i do WHAT DO I DOOO............."

[Eos]

How he wished he'd paid more attention to Professor TorrBier at school, instead of leching at Pilpora! He'd have deciphered the runes on the signboard nearby that said 'DONT FEED THE PIRANHAS'

His tight fitting pants were only a memory now..as the piranhas had chewed through them. Fumbling in his armor, he found the TelePort Scroll and just managed to scream out the spell for it as he saw a piranha about to chomp off his crown jewels...
He reached town still screaming. Luckily his voice was still like that of a donkey in heat, it hadn't changed to high pitch. Which meant he still had enough members to count to 21. He looked down at himself...and the crowd that was gathering around him. Kaduru stopped polishing his knife and burst out laughing. Even Linsen, who usually was so serious, covered her mouth with her one hand and giggled at how small he was.
An assorted crowd of townspeople came-well built knights and warriors who were pretty well endowed judging from the bulge in their armor pants compared to him. Out of pity for him someone threw a pair of pants that he gratefully put on, and literally rushed away to hide in Grandma Nerrmar's cottage...

[Valthunder]

“Would be better if start from the Memoras all over again boy.” Grandma Nmarr said.
“Old fool, what does she know, I will goto Rangdel and prove myself” thought Noob.

Noob went to Kaduru to borrow a spear (that looks like a mace.) Kaduru said “it’s too heavy for ya”; So he went to Yiruk (always drunk), Yiruk said “sorry, only got bikini for mages.” “Nevermind” said Noob, thinking he can find something from Sioo.
Sioo flexed his arms and winked. Noob ran away so fast before that pervert could do something.

Last hope was Billero. Billero gave him a pink Amul baniyan, and said that he was saving it for some archer named Eos.

Noob all excited in his pink baniyan and the memora club, started running towards Rangdel, he jumped down the stairs, when Bam…

[Aangelz]

wham bam and thank you ... torturer ...
Noob didnt know what happened though it was kinda funny like a batsman stretching for a wide ball
the club of the torturer has smacked his marbles so hard that when he tped and talked to Bibi ...
Bibi thought her guy was a full time cross dresser (with that pink baniyan and the shrill voice)

Now N00b was all charged up he
clicked on the key - "Q" and pressed the "Quit Quest" button
he now agreed with the Elphron on finding the leaves to cure his diarrhea
but his ego was shattered when he saw Bibi joining a HK to r3
he joined the party and ended right in front of a .......

[Bloodraven]

...beautiful archer named Rachael, who seemed to have a particular liking towards..er...young men..like himself. He considered the state of his current relationship with Bibi, who alwayz complained about his childishness. And besides, she was from the same town as his, so he invited her over to the Pulchir bar for a couple of drinks (without Bibi's consent ofcourse..)
They met at the bar..watched a few races..and went downstairs ..where the real party was! Noob had a few drinks..well..a lil too many drinks. He was dancing with Rachael. then a few more girls joined in..along with a few teddy bears carrying rifles..blue stars...yellow bubbles..Ha ha.

**an long and intense night followed, the details of which will not be revealed..!!**

Next morning, he woke up to find himself in one of Asten's rooms. Memories of his adventure last night were vague. He was alone in bed..and there was a note on the next pillow which read,

Dear noob,
I needed some money to pay for the room, so i kinda exchanged your clothes.........

[Wakka]

....noob is shocked by the note and finds an old undearwear with the initials K.N on it he puts them on and asks the room manager for sm pants who gives him sm for his remaining WZ...noob is now broke.

with a vengance he goes 2 memoras and starts killing them he trains to become a very strong warrior and NEVER TAKES OFF HIS UNDERWEAR!

NOOB IS NOW LVL 100....he goes 2 town and evry1 is shocked 2 see him!!! Bibi is still a noob lvl 60 mage who smiles at him....he decieds 2 make a kh and invites 2 lvl 120 mages 2 hlp him.....he then invites an hk for buffs thy go 2 the kh making area........

Noob kills evry creep he sees.....its 6mins left the sb mages hv finished all creeps nd r looking fr the key......they cant find it......4mins for quest 2 fail noob is sweating nd looking fr the key......he sees a party hlper mssg.....found key...he gets paned nd gives the card......


3 mins left the mages r looking fr the door.....1mn left thy enter Kwons room....noob is going 2 hit kwon wen kwon says STOP!!!!......


"LITTLE ONE...MY CLOTHING IS NOT TO BE WORN MY MORTALS...YOU MAY HAVE THE GRAIL FOR MY CLOTHING"

noob is embaresed now about removing his undies in front of 2 mages.....he hides behind a karna weapon and removes it nd gives it 2 kwon who gives him the grail then thy leave.

All townsfolk are astonished by noobs acomplishment,Bibi comes up to noob and.........

[dredisback]

And she says," Damn is that all you got?"

[Cursedblader]

"what do u expect me to have?"retorted Noob
"nothin n thats all u have"replied Bibi
Noob furious blows at her "MIND YOU!Im 40 levels stronger than u low level"
"Hah then prove it"challenged Bibi.Now Noob was all fired up he said "How do I ?"Bibi challnged him to a PvP match.
"Sure i ll do it but don cry when i defeat u"
"Hah so well see then.Hope u dont live up to ur name"
"I WILL!uhh whats tht supposed to mean?"So without anymore comments he goes to the colosseum gate keeper and goes to the room Bibi had prepared.
As the news of the couples spread around.All the players gathered around to see it even noobs guildsmen.Ruchirkx,Maltatheknit,Bloodraven,Rachel,Cursedblader,Catalyst,Wackyelement...........Noob was astonished.he thought this was his chance to impress the audience.He waved at them with his sword,little did he know he was still naked.The audience awwed in shock. an there in front was Bibi, Noob had to fight Bibi..........naked.