jokes of a3

[Memoramaster]

ppl plz post sm jokes here which is related to a3

heres mine


me@ train

a friend calls me

frnd : sun abhi wo lips ke g8 boots stylee mang raha hai
me: kitna offer kar raha hai ??
frnd: 22 million
me : 22mill tu kya bolta hai
frnd : bech de
chal ek kaam kar stuff to usko dede par paise mat liyo main abhi delhi ja raha hoon aa ke usko 18 million aur dedunga aur symphagis kharid lunga.
chal bye

padosi : aap kya buisness karte hain????