2) Your friends call you for a party and you immediately say 'which map?'
3) You see a cockroach on the floor and squash it with a sandal, expecting 5 more to pop up in its place.
4) You read about the G7 summit in the newspaper and wonder what sort of cool stuff they trade over there

5) While driving, you accidentally slow down in high gear and go 'laggggg'
6) You desperately wish you could convert all your woonz into real cash.
7) In Economics class, when the teacher talks about demand supply curve, you nod vigorously and start talking about why UJs are so costly..

9) You buy a pet parrot(or owl) but don't keep it in a cage, expecting it to follow you around.
10) You don't understand why the girl you met slapped you when you told her you can strip blast.
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Add to the list people!
