Merc Funda !!! :-)

Libby · Post by **Libby** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 5:18 am

hey, happy tht mercs arerelesed sad tht nt their skills (intelligent gm;s-why wud they giv evry thin free

), hmm wat else
ok whn i ws playin with mercs i had sme funny feelings,

warrior merc:
God father- drunken, drug addict, smoker, rapist ..............most wanted aftr bin laden
warrior mercs bigger than warriors(omg) i m scared tht they may pk their own masters, if nt properly treated
an archer havin a warrior merc is like a dad with his little pussy daughter

archer merc:
Mr. gay
dang! chat banned !!!
l

Mage merc:
miss Ugly!!. shez a step sis to cinderella mage and sis to hk merc

hkmerc:
miss booby,
sad wife of hk, hav u guyz seen jumping jugs of her

combination:

hk havin hk merc: wife and husband-perfect
hk havin mage merc: husband and wife's sis - illegal
hk havin archer merc: gay couple but sad, no blowjobs and smootch
hk havin warrior merc: bad guyz

warr havin mage merc: boy frnd and ugly grl frnd
warr havin hk merc: husband and wife, wife protectin husband with her shield
(warr imagine tht hk wifves can heal, later comes to know tht they hav to heal

warr havin archer merc: gay gay gay gay gay
warr havin warr merc: found lost dady( sad dad cant use skills, unless son can pay)

mage havin mage: black and white lesbo couple
mage havin hk: lesbo, dildo, blow, etc strap on ...
mage havin archer:husband and wife
mage havin warr: whore with a broker

archer havin archer: nice couple happy ksin others mob
archer havin warr: daughter with dad,
archer havin mage: huh!! guess
archer havin hk: same!!!!
merc names-
redchilles merc is greenchille-huh
popats- popat
companies- murderer(kh name)
sreekes- R- when he ws typin name, sme one tried to talk so he replied and pressed enter - dang! its R( he said to me)
many guyz - same 'many guyz'
mastmages- mast warrior

im kinda bored. so shared this stuf
Adult Addiction Adrenaline - A3( u can draw many)

Libby · Post by **Libby** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 5:38 am

like rex,ic & sme sg guyz did. im tryin too....
noob warriors jumping in their houses, thnkin tht they are doin sprout!!!! soon gets pked by mom or dad!!!
thnkin tht skinny frnds are hks, askin them to rc when evr u fell down and askin to raz whn a mofo hit ur frnd and run away - thknin ur frnd can raz as tht mofo attcked first!!!
a warr havin a mge girlfrnd Always wait to get her strip blast, one fine day forces her to lvl fast and get stuffed by her
when evr in party searches fr a red bar on heads and gettin pissed off whn cannot find it and try to reconnect!!!
having gang fight thnkin themselves as kh's and alliances,
whn tryin to mail ur teachers and profff- using mmo language- bang!!
sad, re, sob, brb, da,

ex:
to respctd prof,
waaazaa prof,sup da, how are u, wats ur lvl now, me jus rechd mastr nevr mind, me sufferin with a3 fever so ill brb in 2 days, im reqstin u to allow me 2 days free school so tht i can take rest and keep a shop, btw im nt afrid of although jus bcam a master- ill pk u. rofl mao mu ha ha ha ha
bye fr now, gtg
urs jackson.

Suckkminee · Post by **Suckkminee** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:31 am

Rofl... Good sense of humour... Nice way to start ur morning huh???

Eos · Post by **Eos** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:24 am

yup! totally made my day!!
Great stuff!

Zyeith · Post by **Zyeith** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 7:35 pm

LOL Gud One!!!

IGN-Cross
IGL-110
IGC-Archer

Libby · Post by **Libby** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:50 am

guyz im sad about mercs:
observe - when mercs kill monsters we and our shue wont get exp but they get fr themselves- but whn we kill they get exp(u guys know alredy
)

Eos · Post by **Eos** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:17 am

gskee14 wrote:guyz im sad about mercs:
observe - when mercs kill monsters we and our shue wont get exp but they get fr themselves- but whn we kill they get exp(u guys know alredy
)

This is because you and the merc are not at the same level. Merc XP is rewarded same way as player xp..a low lvl merc successfully killing a high level creep will get more xp for it, as compared to yourself.
Take me-I lvled my mercs in C3 and till it reached level 11, I was getting 1 merc level up per cynick!

Libby · Post by **Libby** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 3:26 am

i dont get u, wat i mean is- when a merc kills a wimos(fr example) it getting its exp , but nt me and my shue
so unless merc is same lvl as me- ill nt get exp frm merc's kills?

Suckkminee · Post by **Suckkminee** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:12 am

Yea u r right dude... When the merc kills only merc gets xp... The char and shew does not get xp... That is really annoying...

Eos · Post by **Eos** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:12 pm

I guess this is because of the difference in level...
When I played a private server, at the time it shut down I had a G7 ele blood mage at lvl 112 with a lvl 91 archer merc, and the fatality PSP maxed out.
I was able to hunt in Peushinerr-the fatality added 10% to my already 15% crit rate so I kept doing heavy damage on Lledeegs(multiply 1x5 like flying olgocs, except they do much more damage). And the archer merc kept the Kelldeegs (big mofo dragon bat with a range of nearly 6 units) at bay.
It would have been hellishly more tough for me to hunt there without a merc.
See the point of using a merc is to assist you in killing. Either it helps you attack your target, or it saves your a$$ from other creeps while you're attacking one.
Mercs are not meant to be used as XP boosters!