Off Topic: Real Stories of A3 Players
XPLODE:
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death.
Xplode , as usual tried to be an smart *censored* and asked "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter.
After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at Xplode, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death.
Xplode , as usual tried to be an smart *censored* and asked "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter.
After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at Xplode, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."
Adimax:
Adimax worked in the produce section of a super market in Delhi. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. Adimax told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, only half.
Adi explained that he would have to ask the manager and so he walked into the back room and said, "There is some jerk out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce." As he finished saying this, he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he quickly added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half." The manager okayed the request and the man went on his way.
Later on the manager said to Adimax, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from, son?"
Adimax replied, "Pune, sir."
"Oh, really? Why did you leave Pune?" inquired the manager.
Adi replied, "They're all just whores and hockey players up there."
"My wife is from Pune", exclaimed the manager.
Adi instantly replied, "Really! What team did she play for?"
Adimax worked in the produce section of a super market in Delhi. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. Adimax told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, only half.
Adi explained that he would have to ask the manager and so he walked into the back room and said, "There is some jerk out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce." As he finished saying this, he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he quickly added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half." The manager okayed the request and the man went on his way.
Later on the manager said to Adimax, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from, son?"
Adimax replied, "Pune, sir."
"Oh, really? Why did you leave Pune?" inquired the manager.
Adi replied, "They're all just whores and hockey players up there."
"My wife is from Pune", exclaimed the manager.
Adi instantly replied, "Really! What team did she play for?"
Once Rexdude, Ankeet & Xplode went together to spend summer holidays. They reached a hill station and inquired about 3 rooms at a hotel. Unfortunately, there was only one room available. So all three of them had to sleep together on one bed. Rex slept in middle, while Ankeet & X slept on the sides.
In the morning, Ankeet said….I had a strange dream last night. I dreamt that I am getting a hand job.
That’s really strange! Coz I dreamt the same that I am getting a hand job. Replied Xplode.
That’s weird! I dreamt that I am skiing, said Rexdude.
In the morning, Ankeet said….I had a strange dream last night. I dreamt that I am getting a hand job.
That’s really strange! Coz I dreamt the same that I am getting a hand job. Replied Xplode.
That’s weird! I dreamt that I am skiing, said Rexdude.
-
dredisback
- Posts: 1555
- Joined: Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:32 am
-
Ankeetsinha
- Posts: 574
- Joined: Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:13 am