Reservations!! (joke)

Katie · Post by **Katie** » Sat May 27, 2006 5:56 pm

Manmohan Singh to Bush " We are sending Indians to the moon next year."
Bush " Wow! How Many?
Manmohan Singh - 100
25 - OBC
25 - SC
20 - ST
5 - Handicapped
5 - Sports Persons
5 - Terrorist Affected
5 - Kashmiri Migrants
9 - Politicians
and if possible
1 " Astronnaut".

dredisback · Post by **dredisback** » Sat May 27, 2006 8:02 pm

LOLZ!

HERE IS ONE I GOT IN MAIL!

WHY DOES ARJUN SINGH HAVE SEX ONLY ON THREE DAYS A WEEK??

COZ FOR THE REMAINING THREE DAYS HIS WIFE IS RESERVED FOR OBCS AND SUNDAYS FOR SC/ST.

NOT DIRECTED TO CAUSE HARM AT ALL TO ANY COMMUNITY, IT'S JUST A JOKE, IF ANYBODY EVEN FCKING SAYS THIS IS SAD I'M GONNA ROAST HIM! I'M BLOODY PISSED AT THIS ISSUE AS WELL.

Reallysorry · Post by **Reallysorry** » Sun May 28, 2006 10:12 am

im least bothered abt this reservation crap.
its not like if theres no reservation, ill get into IIT....
no1s eating my seat so why do i care............

GOKKU

Kill a man, you're a murderer.
Kill a million, you're a conqueror.

Cursedblader · Post by **Cursedblader** » Sun May 28, 2006 4:26 pm

Am already in

(sry to all whom i told wrong ages) mu ha ha ha

-No longer am I Goku or Vegeta I am the instrument of your destrction Gogeta!

dredisback · Post by **dredisback** » Sun May 28, 2006 8:34 pm

RESERVATIONS ARE FIXED TO START FROM NEXT YEAR ONWARDS, SO IF YOU DON'T START STUDYING SOON THEN GET READY TO BE MIGHTY PISSED!

Cursedblader · Post by **Cursedblader** » Sun May 28, 2006 9:15 pm

B-tech 2nd year comp sci roorkee. HAHAHAHHA

-No longer am I Goku or Vegeta I am the instrument of your destrction Gogeta!