Off Topic: Real Stories of A3 Players

[Ankeetsinha]

Story of Ankeetsinha after he graduated from Eng and became a civil Eng:



Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots Ankeetsinha on the ground floor and yells down to him, but Ankeet can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion.

Ankeet nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.

The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the *censored* is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".

Ankeet says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

ROFL LMAO nice nice..but please dont mention civil engg i got a major history with those two words lol

and admiral & destoyerz the same person so poo guy has 3 different stories..

now how abt one on eos ?? lol

[dredisback]

THE JOKE ON ME IS KINDA BORING! GET SOMETHING BETTER!!

[Inoue]

haha, ur a great storyteller

[destroyerz2]

y me alone 2 times!!!!

[Willkill]

My Story:


I was driving my girlfriend home when she decided that she wants to go to her friend instead. Her friend lives out of the way so she told me that she would get naked for me if I drove her. I said ok and she took off all her clothes. I was so busy looking at her that I stacked the car and got stuck between the steering wheel and the seat. I told my girl to go and get help and she replied that she couldn’t because she didn’t have any clothes on. I told her that , “Take my shoe and cover your snatch with it, and go for help!”
She took the shoe and ran to the closest gas station. She found the clerk and asked, "Help, my boyfriend is stuck! Can you help us?" The clerk replied, "I’m sorry, I think he's too far in.

omgg ROFLLLLL !

[Willkill]

ahh,i had been out of station for such a long time.nice to see doses of humour coming up.

well here's 1 on DREDRECK:

fast forward to 2015.......
dredreck and and his gf(obviously u know who )have been married and r living happily in a house in ghazia basti(name changed).

they were sleeping comfortably 1 night when suddenly a burgler bursts into their house,takes out a gun and tells them to follow his orders or else hell kill them.
dredreck and ?? are terrified but still they have enuff common sense to do as he says.the burglar is obviously in his 50's has a beard like neppomuck(pygmalion) and he clearly hasnt bathed in abt 3 months.he explains to them that he is an escaped prisoner and has murdered 20 ppl.i.e he is very dangerous.

he tells them to open their clothes and ties ?? to a chair.then he whispers something in her ear and goes to the bathroom.


seeing this dredreck tells ??"look,dear this man hasnt got a woman in years and he looks very dangerous.please do what he says.if he wants to have sex wit u plz dont refuse.two lives r at stake.be starong dear.i love u"

to tis his wife replies"he siad that he was a gay and found u very attractive and asked if there was any vaseline in the house.please be strong dear.2 lives r at stake and remember i love u.........

[Ankeetsinha]

i want stories and 2 ppl xplode and eos faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast

[Timekeaper]

A joke by me hope u like it

A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard
students. As it was the
first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the
students to introduce themselves with name and hobby.

She said, Lets start with the boys first.

Boys start giving their intro...
First boy: My name is John, and my hobby is to see
bubble in the bathtub.

Teacher was confused to listen but said, Interesting. Well, Ok. Infact, we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us. So its ok John.
Yes next.

Second boy: Myself Peter and my hobby is to see
bubble in the bathtub.

Teacher now got surprised and said, Good. I like the spirit of supporting a friend. Ok next.

Third boy: Im Smith and my hobby is to see bubble
in the bathtub.

Teacher: Guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere. Ok next.

This continues...
and the last boy stands up Im Harry and my hobby
is to see bubble in the bathtub.

Exhausted, the teacher said, I dont think I will be able to teach un-grown boys for long.
Anyway, now the girls please.

First girl: Im Julie and my hobby is to see birds.

Teacher: Good. At last I got something different.
Ok next.

Second girl: Im Ruby and I like to collect perfumes.

Teacher Now its like educated grown up girls. Ok next.
You sweet girl; Yes you...

Most beautiful girl of the class:
Mam, my name is BUBBLE, and my hobby is to take bath three times a day.

[destroyerz2]

hey timy ive read tht smeware in the forums.....

[Timekeaper]

hey timy ive read tht smeware in the forums.....

Dnt know abut forums but i got this as a mail .....