THE RIDDLE !!

Willkill · Post by **Willkill** » Fri May 26, 2006 10:20 pm

THE RIDDLE
>>
>> On his trip to Great Britain, George Bush had a
>>meeting with Queen Elizabeth. He asked her, "How does
>>one manage to run a country so smoothly?"
>>
>> "That's easy," she replied, "You surround yourself
>>with intelligent ministers and advisors."
>>
>> "But how can I tell whether they are intelligent or
>>not?" he inquired.
>>
>> "You ask them a riddle," she replied, and with that
>>she pressed a button and said, "Would you please send
>>Tony Blair in."
>>
>> When Blair arrived, the Queen said, "I have a riddle
>>for you to answer for me. Your parents had a child and
>>it was not your sister and it was not your brother.
>>Who was this child ?"
>>
>> Blair replied, "That`s easy. The child was me."
>>
>> "Very good," said the Queen, "You may go, now."
>>
>> So President Bush went back to Washington and called
>>in his chief of staff, Karl Rove. He said to him, "I
>>have a riddle for you, and the answer is very
>>important. Your parents had a child and it was not
>>your sister and it was not your brother. Who was this
>>child?"
>>
>> Rove replied, "Yes, it is clearly very important
>>that we determine the answer, as no child must be left
>>behind. Can I deliberate on this for a while?" "Yes,"
>>said Bush, "I'll give you four hours to come up with
>>the answer."
>>
>> So Rove went and called a meeting of the White House
>>Staff, and asked them the riddle. But after much
>>discussion and many suggestions, none of them had a
>>satisfactory answer. So he was quite upset, not
>>knowing what he would tell the President.
>>
>> As Rove was walking back to the Oval Office, he saw
>>former Secretary of State Colin Powell approaching
>>him. So he said, "Mr. Secretary, can you answer this
>>riddle for me. Your parents had a child and it was not
>>your sister and it was not your brother. Who was the
>>child?"
>>
>> "That's easy," said Powell, "The child was me."
>>
>> "Oh thank you," said Rove, "You may just have saved
>>me my job!"
>>
>> So Rove went in to the Oval Office and said to
>>President Bush, "I think I know the answer to your
>>riddle. The child was Colin Powell!"
>>
>> "No, you idiot!" shouted Bush, "The child was Tony Blair!"

Reallysorry · Post by **Reallysorry** » Fri May 26, 2006 10:23 pm

ROFLMAO

keep em going

Kill a man, you're a murderer.
Kill a million, you're a conqueror.

dredisback · Post by **dredisback** » Sat May 27, 2006 8:54 am

LOL!!!

Faqru · Post by **Faqru** » Sat May 27, 2006 11:32 am

ROFL ROFL NICE JOKE

Blizzardwar · Post by **Blizzardwar** » Sat May 27, 2006 11:39 am

umm....... ITS A GOOD JOKE. BUT DIDNT U COPY THT FROM THE JOKES BOOK ON GEORGE DUBYA BUSH CALLED 'SHOCK AND AW' ?????? NICE OF U TO PUT IT ON THE FORUMS ANYWAY.

Sexyevil · Post by **Sexyevil** » Sat May 27, 2006 12:54 pm

i got it in my mail dude......... i just copy/pasted it here

dredisback · Post by **dredisback** » Sat May 27, 2006 7:55 pm

her3tic wrote:THE RIDDLE
>>
>> On his trip to Great Britain, George Bush had a
>>meeting with Queen Elizabeth. He asked her, "How does
>>one manage to run a country so smoothly?"
>>
>> "That's easy," she replied, "You surround yourself
>>with intelligent ministers and advisors."
>>
>> "But how can I tell whether they are intelligent or
>>not?" he inquired.
>>
>> "You ask them a riddle," she replied, and with that
>>she pressed a button and said, "Would you please send
>>Tony Blair in."
>>
>> When Blair arrived, the Queen said, "I have a riddle
>>for you to answer for me. Your parents had a child and
>>it was not your sister and it was not your brother.
>>Who was this child ?"
>>
>> Blair replied, "That`s easy. The child was me."
>>
>> "Very good," said the Queen, "You may go, now."
>>
>> So President Bush went back to Washington and called
>>in his chief of staff, Karl Rove. He said to him, "I
>>have a riddle for you, and the answer is very
>>important. Your parents had a child and it was not
>>your sister and it was not your brother. Who was this
>>child?"
>>
>> Rove replied, "Yes, it is clearly very important
>>that we determine the answer, as no child must be left
>>behind. Can I deliberate on this for a while?" "Yes,"
>>said Bush, "I'll give you four hours to come up with
>>the answer."
>>
>> So Rove went and called a meeting of the White House
>>Staff, and asked them the riddle. But after much
>>discussion and many suggestions, none of them had a
>>satisfactory answer. So he was quite upset, not
>>knowing what he would tell the President.
>>
>> As Rove was walking back to the Oval Office, he saw
>>former Secretary of State Colin Powell approaching
>>him. So he said, "Mr. Secretary, can you answer this
>>riddle for me. Your parents had a child and it was not
>>your sister and it was not your brother. Who was the
>>child?"
>>
>> "That's easy," said Powell, "The child was me."
>>
>> "Oh thank you," said Rove, "You may just have saved
>>me my job!"
>>
>> So Rove went in to the Oval Office and said to
>>President Bush, "I think I know the answer to your
>>riddle. The child was Colin Powell!"
>>
>> "No, you idiot!" shouted Bush, "The child was Tony Blair!"

THIS POST WAS MADE BY HERETIC/WILLKILL BUT WHEN ASKED A QUESTION LOOK WHO REPLIES..........

sex_sack wrote:i got it in my mail dude......... i just copy/pasted it here

SO PLAYING WITH 2 IDS EH Mr.WILLKILL??

Willkill · Post by **Willkill** » Sat May 27, 2006 10:10 pm

he is my cafe mate dude...... he was trying to change his password( wich he cudnt) n den i forgot i was logged in with him....... dats all

Timekeaper · Post by **Timekeaper** » Sun May 28, 2006 12:49 am

her3tic wrote:he is my cafe mate dude...... he was trying to change his password( wich he cudnt) n den i forgot i was logged in with him....... dats all

Atlast got caught by the sherlock holmes (dred) ...

destroyerz2 · Post by **destroyerz2** » Sun May 28, 2006 6:10 am

its a modified version of a old joke but still involvin george bush in it makes the point clear.....