'had' ?! wt happnd to it ?!zindianchick wrote:ah u hit a soft spot.... i had a g8 mage called indianchickm , ppl called me IC as a short form.independent_mage Posted: 24 May 2006 13:27 Post subject:
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Enlightning but what is IC?
IC's fables
After arguing for years, finally Dred & IC decided to go on a date to meet in real life.
After being with IC all evening, Dred couldn't take another minute with his date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.
When Dred returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."
"Thank heavens," IC replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
After being with IC all evening, Dred couldn't take another minute with his date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.
When Dred returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."
"Thank heavens," IC replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
IC was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when she turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to IC, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said IC. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said IC. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to IC, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said IC. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said IC. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
