nothing

Anything and everything!
Valthunder
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Post by Valthunder »

Is NOTHING quantitative, then is zero quantitative?
If it is not, then how can there be "something about nothing?"
Machs
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Post by Machs »

Enjoy the new NaDa™ 0.5 !

NaDa™ is a new concept. A thought, really. It is very light : 1 byte. It doesn't take long to fetch. It doesn't take long to understand. It doesn't disturb your habits nor does it makes you feel insecure. It is a reassuring piece of software that does nothing, and does it very well. That's a lot !

Most products we see on the market want to increase our productivity, organize our screen joyfully or make wonders with our sound card, but NaDa™ does nothing. This is a revolutionary whole new approach, a concept far beyond what you usually expect from the software industry. Download it and forget it.


NaDa™ 0.0 should be released by the end of the year.

NaDa™ 0.9 was a system software extension for the Macintosh, but the new improved NaDa™ 0.5 is just a document of 1 byte for all Operating Systems. You don't have to restart your computer for installation.


What is NaDa™ ?
NaDa™ is a simple document that will make you feel good.
NaDa™ does not take much space on a hard disk drive, it is only 1 byte.
NaDa™ does nothing and does it in a very efficient way.
NaDa™ does not waste precious processor cycles because it is actually doing nothing.
NaDa™ does not use any memory.

Who can use NaDa™ ?

Everybody ! NaDa™ does nothing for everybody. And it's free.

Can I expect any incompatibilities with NaDa™ ?

No.

Can I hope any benefits from NaDa™ ?

NaDa™ will make you feel good. It is as light and as deep as a simple thought. It's like a world with no wars.

Can I (not) use NaDa™ on an old computer ?

Sure. NaDa™ is compatible with any hardware you can imagine. For example, NaDa™ does nothing on Ze PowerSuitcase, Ze Cube (Think Clear!) or on the SE/30-TV.

I have heard somewhere that NaDa™ could be a virus ?

No. We would not even have the coding knowledge to create a virus. And we would certainly not advertise such an evil program on our web site. Where did you get that ?



A note about file size

Although NaDa™ is just 1 byte, your computer's Operating System will store its files on the hard disk using a minimum allocation block, which will typically be 4KB.




Bug Reports

There are no bugs in NaDa™. It is impossible.

(But you never know...)

However, if you experience something you think might be a bug in NaDa™, please report it by sending a message to

plz do not d/l anything from this webby, this is only for , well ... nothing.
http://www.bernardbelanger.com/computing/NaDa/
Valthunder
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Post by Valthunder »

ROFL

NaDa 0.5 takes the cake, it's wayyy better than 0.0
Inoue
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Post by Inoue »

lmao!!! that was great :lol: :lol:
Bellona
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Post by Bellona »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ROFL that was by far the neatest thing i have come across in some time :lol: :lol: :lol:
Machs
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