these r not mine
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:46 pm
Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Signed, Eugene
Dear God,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Signed, Norma
Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now?
Signed, Jane
Dear God,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
Signed, Nan
Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Signed Neil
Dear God,
Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Signed, Joyce
Dear God,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Signed, Bruce
Dear God,
If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.
Signed, Denise
Dear God,
I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Signed, Sam
Dear God,
I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying.
Signed, Elliott
Dear God,
I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Signed, Nan
Dear God,
Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Signed, Robby
Dear God,
My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right. They are just kidding, aren't they?
Signed, Marsha
Dear God,
If you watch me in church Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.
Signed, Mickey
Dear God,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Sincerely, Donna
Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Signed, Charles
Dear God,
Maybe Cain would not have killed Abel if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Signed, Larry
none of these r my own.
Dear God: How come my brother has a pee pee and I don't? Did you run out of them?
Dear God: My Mommy is sad a lot since Daddy went away. We can't find him. Can you?
Dear God: My turtle died. We buried her in our yard. Is she there with your now? If so, she really likes lettuce.
Dear God: I have scary dreams at night. Mommy says I can't come in with them anymore 'cuz I'm too big for that. Where do scary dreams come from, or should I ask the devil that?
Dear God: Did you invent skateboards? Do you have them up in Heaven too? I love mine a lot and can do lots of tricks already. Do you like watching me?
Dear God: I'm sorry I forgot the words to your songs yesterday in Sunday School. I don't sing that good anyway so sometimes I just hum along. Is that o.k. with you?
Dear God: Could you please make my legs be strong? I want to play like the other kids. They tease me so please make them stop.
Dear God: Do you throw the lightening down at us? It scares me a lot when it goes BOOM. Please stop it.
Dear God: I love Jesse a lot. When I told him, he pushed me down and made me cry. Mommy says he must like me too. What do you think?
Dear God: Molly got new pink shoes, and I want them. Is that bad? I won't steal them or anything, but would you send me some too?
Dear God: I hate it when Daddy drinks his beer. He smells awful. Then he sleeps. He gets mean and yells at me a lot. Did you make up beer? Why?
Dear God: When I get big I want to play basketball. Maybe you could make my skin black so I can play better. Also, make me really tall, too.
Dear God: Do you like it when I pray to you? I do, too.
Dear God: My Sunday School teacher says you always love me. Is that true? Even after what I did to Sara yesterday - or do you know about that? I really am sorry so I wish you would still love me.
Dear God: My grandma is dying. She says you want her back with you, but I want her to stay here with me. You can have anyone you want. She's all I have, so please let her get better and stay.
Dear God: Did baby Jesus cry all the time? My new brother does, and I don't like it. Mommy says all babies do, and I did when I was little. I'm six now. I don't think baby Jesus ever cried. He's your son, so you must know the answer. We have a bet on it, so please write back.
Dear God: Why did you make snakes and spiders? I'm afraid of them.
Dear God: Could you send me a horse? Caitlan has one, and she's always bragging about how fun he is. I want a bigger and smarter horse than hers. My horses' name will be Bullet so make him the fastest too, please.
Dear God: My teacher is mean. She always yells at us. She's old and ugly. Why did you make bad and mean people?
Dear God: Help me to not wet my bed anymore. I keep getting whippings, but I still can't stop.
Dear God: Why do old people smell funny?
Dear God: I saw a kangaroo and a buffalo today at the zoo. I like the lion best. What is your favorite? I think the ostrich is funny looking - did you do that on purpose?
Dear God: I don't like brussel sprouts. Do I still have to eat them? I don't like milk, either. Mostly I like pizza.
Dear God: I love you, God.
Dear God: Would you make me a little brother? I want to have someone to boss around like my brother does me.
Dear God: Why didn't you make me special? Cloe is specially pretty and Janine is specially smart. Ryan can run faster than anyone and wins all the races. Tina has perfect teeth. And Carmen can speak two languages.
Did you forget to give me something special to be?
Dear God: My dog, Bowser is getting really old now. He gets up slowly and doesn't keep up with me anymore when we run. Mommy says he's going to die one day. Could you just make him a puppy again instead?
Dear God: I have no best friend. Everyone at school seems to have a best friend but me. Could you send me one, please? And hurry.
Dear God: I have a spelling test on Tuesday. I never get all the words right. Maybe you could help me this time. Or is that cheating?
Dear God: I have a lizard named Ernie. He only has three feet 'cuz one of them got caught in the door. I didn't mean to do it though. Would you fix it back again?
Dear God: In Sunday School we learned that You are everywhere. How big are You? As big as Shaq? He plays basketball and is the biggest I've ever seen.
Dear God: Do you know when I'm bad or good? Or is that just Santa Claus?
Dear God: I play worse than anyone on my soccer team. I'm the smallest one, too. That doesn't seem very fair. Did you play a dirty trick on me?
Dear God: Please make me pretty. Because I think I'm not very smart.
Dear God: Do you listen to my prayers every night? Do you really know when I only pretend to brush my teeth? Don't tell Mommy, O.K.?
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Signed, Eugene
Dear God,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Signed, Norma
Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now?
Signed, Jane
Dear God,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
Signed, Nan
Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Signed Neil
Dear God,
Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Signed, Joyce
Dear God,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Signed, Bruce
Dear God,
If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.
Signed, Denise
Dear God,
I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Signed, Sam
Dear God,
I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying.
Signed, Elliott
Dear God,
I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Signed, Nan
Dear God,
Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Signed, Robby
Dear God,
My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right. They are just kidding, aren't they?
Signed, Marsha
Dear God,
If you watch me in church Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.
Signed, Mickey
Dear God,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Sincerely, Donna
Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Signed, Charles
Dear God,
Maybe Cain would not have killed Abel if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Signed, Larry
none of these r my own.
Dear God: How come my brother has a pee pee and I don't? Did you run out of them?
Dear God: My Mommy is sad a lot since Daddy went away. We can't find him. Can you?
Dear God: My turtle died. We buried her in our yard. Is she there with your now? If so, she really likes lettuce.
Dear God: I have scary dreams at night. Mommy says I can't come in with them anymore 'cuz I'm too big for that. Where do scary dreams come from, or should I ask the devil that?
Dear God: Did you invent skateboards? Do you have them up in Heaven too? I love mine a lot and can do lots of tricks already. Do you like watching me?
Dear God: I'm sorry I forgot the words to your songs yesterday in Sunday School. I don't sing that good anyway so sometimes I just hum along. Is that o.k. with you?
Dear God: Could you please make my legs be strong? I want to play like the other kids. They tease me so please make them stop.
Dear God: Do you throw the lightening down at us? It scares me a lot when it goes BOOM. Please stop it.
Dear God: I love Jesse a lot. When I told him, he pushed me down and made me cry. Mommy says he must like me too. What do you think?
Dear God: Molly got new pink shoes, and I want them. Is that bad? I won't steal them or anything, but would you send me some too?
Dear God: I hate it when Daddy drinks his beer. He smells awful. Then he sleeps. He gets mean and yells at me a lot. Did you make up beer? Why?
Dear God: When I get big I want to play basketball. Maybe you could make my skin black so I can play better. Also, make me really tall, too.
Dear God: Do you like it when I pray to you? I do, too.
Dear God: My Sunday School teacher says you always love me. Is that true? Even after what I did to Sara yesterday - or do you know about that? I really am sorry so I wish you would still love me.
Dear God: My grandma is dying. She says you want her back with you, but I want her to stay here with me. You can have anyone you want. She's all I have, so please let her get better and stay.
Dear God: Did baby Jesus cry all the time? My new brother does, and I don't like it. Mommy says all babies do, and I did when I was little. I'm six now. I don't think baby Jesus ever cried. He's your son, so you must know the answer. We have a bet on it, so please write back.
Dear God: Why did you make snakes and spiders? I'm afraid of them.
Dear God: Could you send me a horse? Caitlan has one, and she's always bragging about how fun he is. I want a bigger and smarter horse than hers. My horses' name will be Bullet so make him the fastest too, please.
Dear God: My teacher is mean. She always yells at us. She's old and ugly. Why did you make bad and mean people?
Dear God: Help me to not wet my bed anymore. I keep getting whippings, but I still can't stop.
Dear God: Why do old people smell funny?
Dear God: I saw a kangaroo and a buffalo today at the zoo. I like the lion best. What is your favorite? I think the ostrich is funny looking - did you do that on purpose?
Dear God: I don't like brussel sprouts. Do I still have to eat them? I don't like milk, either. Mostly I like pizza.
Dear God: I love you, God.
Dear God: Would you make me a little brother? I want to have someone to boss around like my brother does me.
Dear God: Why didn't you make me special? Cloe is specially pretty and Janine is specially smart. Ryan can run faster than anyone and wins all the races. Tina has perfect teeth. And Carmen can speak two languages.
Did you forget to give me something special to be?
Dear God: My dog, Bowser is getting really old now. He gets up slowly and doesn't keep up with me anymore when we run. Mommy says he's going to die one day. Could you just make him a puppy again instead?
Dear God: I have no best friend. Everyone at school seems to have a best friend but me. Could you send me one, please? And hurry.
Dear God: I have a spelling test on Tuesday. I never get all the words right. Maybe you could help me this time. Or is that cheating?
Dear God: I have a lizard named Ernie. He only has three feet 'cuz one of them got caught in the door. I didn't mean to do it though. Would you fix it back again?
Dear God: In Sunday School we learned that You are everywhere. How big are You? As big as Shaq? He plays basketball and is the biggest I've ever seen.
Dear God: Do you know when I'm bad or good? Or is that just Santa Claus?
Dear God: I play worse than anyone on my soccer team. I'm the smallest one, too. That doesn't seem very fair. Did you play a dirty trick on me?
Dear God: Please make me pretty. Because I think I'm not very smart.
Dear God: Do you listen to my prayers every night? Do you really know when I only pretend to brush my teeth? Don't tell Mommy, O.K.?
