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BIHAR indian driving lincence form

Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 10:44 pm
by Tinkerbell
found it on the net too hilarious :D

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DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM

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NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.
He will give you the licen.
For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.


1. Last name:

(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

2. First name:

(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_)
Jamnaprasad (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

3. Age:

(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_)
Dot no

(Check karet box)


4. ____ M _____ P(F) _____ not sure _____not
applicable

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

6.Occupason:

(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House
wife (_) Un-employed

(Check karet box)

7. Number of children libing in the household: ___

8. Number that are yours: ___

9. Mather name: _______________________

10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not
no,leave blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

12. Dental rekard:

(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack
(_) Other -__________
Give egjhakt color

(Check karet box)

13.Your thumb imparesson :
____________________________

(If you are copying from another applikason pharom,
please do not copy thumb impression also. Please
provide your own thumb impression.)

PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use your
thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand,
use thumb on lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.

WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS



~Accura~

Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 10:11 am
by Gaara
HA HA HA HA AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAH

sweet humour .........real sweet.....probably this is true in bihar.

lalu must have edited the forms .
poor people of bihar suffer so much.


Gaara
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 11:28 am
by Alador
Come on guys..it isn't that bad.
I hear there are some suburbs of Patna that DO get electricity for 2 hours.
Even Water for 15 minutes in a DAY.

Oh, while rest of India has failed to control the population of tigers, the govt there is so eco-friendly, that they allow Cows onto Airport Grassfields.
There is so much concern for a cows health, that there apparently is a law coined in 1997 that if a cow is crossing the road, a vehicle has got to stop to let it pass! Shangrila!!!

Finally, did you guys hear? There's a rumour that all the road tests for ruggedness and durability for world car makers might be done on Bihar Roads!!?
Lets all hear for the Jewel of India: Bihar!! (Applause)

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 9:42 am
by Tinkerbell
are u from biharrrr bal :?: :?:

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 12:10 pm
by Alador
Nah.
An avid "fan" of probably the only feudal state in the 21st Century :D

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:00 pm
by Zoid
:evil:

Re: BIHAR indian driving lincence form

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:10 pm
by dredpker
Deathraker wrote:

4. ____ M _____ P(F) _____ not sure _____not
applicable


~Accura~
ROFL

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:56 pm
by Wackyelement
LMAO


GOOD ONE THERE!

Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 5:34 pm
by Ankeetsinha
guys lot of biharis play this game.
EVn though im brought up in bombay i still am proud to be a bihari.
Yeah i agree laloo has fcuked up the image but cmon the least u guys coud have done is mentioned that its just a joke.

A lot of the smart people abroad are biharis dude,so kinda cool it on the joke!

Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:26 pm
by Eos
dude ankeet, chill...every community has jokes made upon them. don't take it seriously. Look at sardar jokes..there are so many..and most often surds are the ones that tell it themselves!! :D