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Reservations!! (joke)

Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 5:56 pm
by Katie
Manmohan Singh to Bush " We are sending Indians to the moon next year."
Bush " Wow! How Many?
Manmohan Singh - 100
25 - OBC
25 - SC
20 - ST
5 - Handicapped
5 - Sports Persons
5 - Terrorist Affected
5 - Kashmiri Migrants
9 - Politicians
and if possible
1 " Astronnaut".

Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 8:02 pm
by dredisback
LOLZ!

HERE IS ONE I GOT IN MAIL!

WHY DOES ARJUN SINGH HAVE SEX ONLY ON THREE DAYS A WEEK??

COZ FOR THE REMAINING THREE DAYS HIS WIFE IS RESERVED FOR OBCS AND SUNDAYS FOR SC/ST.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

NOT DIRECTED TO CAUSE HARM AT ALL TO ANY COMMUNITY, IT'S JUST A JOKE, IF ANYBODY EVEN FCKING SAYS THIS IS SAD I'M GONNA ROAST HIM! I'M BLOODY PISSED AT THIS ISSUE AS WELL.

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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 10:12 am
by Reallysorry
im least bothered abt this reservation crap.
its not like if theres no reservation, ill get into IIT....
no1s eating my seat so why do i care............ :lol: :lol: :lol:

GOKKU
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Kill a man, you're a murderer.
Kill a million, you're a conqueror.

Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 4:26 pm
by Cursedblader
Am already in :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: (sry to all whom i told wrong ages) mu ha ha ha

-No longer am I Goku or Vegeta I am the instrument of your destrction Gogeta!

Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 8:34 pm
by dredisback
RESERVATIONS ARE FIXED TO START FROM NEXT YEAR ONWARDS, SO IF YOU DON'T START STUDYING SOON THEN GET READY TO BE MIGHTY PISSED!

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 9:15 pm
by Cursedblader
B-tech 2nd year comp sci roorkee. HAHAHAHHA

-No longer am I Goku or Vegeta I am the instrument of your destrction Gogeta!