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Well, the forums are getting a bit boring for me. Dred is not active these days and I am not getting my daily dose of entertainment from the forums.

So from today, I will post regularly the true real life stories about A3 players. Read it at your own risk.

P.S: Guys, please don't mind...this is only for some humour...no hard feelings. If you don't like my joke, post ur opining and I will delete it.

Real Story of Inoue:
As you all know that Inoue is from US, but what you don’t know that he is a Cowboy. So once Inoue rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.

"Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" Inoue yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!" Some of the locals shifted restlessly. Inoue, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.

He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?" Inoue turned back and said, "I had to walk home."

m ha ha ha me and my wife laughing so mmch abot that GOOD oe man


Yano

Nice one ... do some more

kadruu wrote:Well, the forums are getting a bit boring for me. Dred is not active these days and I am not getting my daily dose of entertainment from the forums.

So from today, I will post regularly the true real life stories about A3 players. Read it at your own risk.

P.S: Guys, please don't mind...this is only for some humour...no hard feelings. If you don't like my joke, post ur opining and I will delete it.

SRRY MAN! FCKING EXAMS!

Story of Admiral:


Admiral and his girlfriend were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's v@*!n@. Admiral covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.

After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested that Admiral should try to entice it out by putting honey on his p*n!$, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp.

He agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects," the medic said, "I could give it a try."

Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. Admiral watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several long minutes. "Hey, What the hell is happening?"

"Change of plans," The physician panted. " I'm going to drown the little bastard!."

Story of Ankeetsinha after he graduated from Eng and became a civil Eng:



Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots Ankeetsinha on the ground floor and yells down to him, but Ankeet can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion.

Ankeet nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.

The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the *censored* is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".

Ankeet says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

OMG !!! I know this joke...u HAD to make it on ankeet !! :lol::lol:

dude
if u really think ur hilarious and dont want ppl to mind jokes on them
.... how about one on urself