Life cycle of a noob
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 3:39 pm
noob days:
"can u leech me plzz"
"can u gimme money plzz"
"why cant i see my bird? how do I sit? wow you(archer/mage) look sexy!"
"whats a forum?"
"waaaaa i got pked in c1"
Intermediate noob days:
"can u leech me plzz"
"Can i join ur KH plzzz"
"Hey I clicked SQ 1-1 and it evaporated!! WTF!"
"Can someone gimme 80% mounted g8 stuff?"
"anyone want to buy x% mounted Gx stuff?"
"Selling UJs at 10 million each!"
"can u take me to grnita plzz"
"Hey how do i make my g5 mounted? I got broke buying runes and it evaporated!"
"waaaa i got pked in grnita"
(public shout) "<playername> is a <vernacular insult> who <abusive verb>s his <family member>'s <intimate part of anatomy> cos he pked me in <map>"
High lvl noob days
"is someone going to s1?niff?"
"muhahaha check out my huge spear! What? er...
*zips up fly* "
"buying UJs at any price!"
"GRRRR i got pked!! All come for war in S1/C1/R4/any damn map"
"muhahahhaa! no one can challenge me! I'm hung like a horse and i have mounted G8 !!"
"GRRRRRR come pvp"
"bah its so hard to lvl up! im quitting!"
Forum ghosts:
"bah this place is full of noobs. Back in the old days thing were much better..."
"omfg rofl @ bababu/williamhung"
"hahahhaha check out this screenshot from A3 episode 25 running on a private vietnamese server! Now u get insta super kill-o-zap skill that can kill ranias by punching!"
"ahahhahahaa see me beat up red with my bare hands n full mounted 100% G10 set!! " (guess who this one is)
"guys im quitting and i wanna thank everyone including the family dog, and _|_ to all my enemies!"
"selling my char"
"can u leech me plzz"
"can u gimme money plzz"
"why cant i see my bird? how do I sit? wow you(archer/mage) look sexy!"
"whats a forum?"
"waaaaa i got pked in c1"
Intermediate noob days:
"can u leech me plzz"
"Can i join ur KH plzzz"
"Hey I clicked SQ 1-1 and it evaporated!! WTF!"
"Can someone gimme 80% mounted g8 stuff?"
"anyone want to buy x% mounted Gx stuff?"
"Selling UJs at 10 million each!"
"can u take me to grnita plzz"
"Hey how do i make my g5 mounted? I got broke buying runes and it evaporated!"
"waaaa i got pked in grnita"
(public shout) "<playername> is a <vernacular insult> who <abusive verb>s his <family member>'s <intimate part of anatomy> cos he pked me in <map>"
High lvl noob days
"is someone going to s1?niff?"
"muhahaha check out my huge spear! What? er...
*zips up fly* ""buying UJs at any price!"
"GRRRR i got pked!! All come for war in S1/C1/R4/any damn map"
"muhahahhaa! no one can challenge me! I'm hung like a horse and i have mounted G8 !!"
"GRRRRRR come pvp"
"bah its so hard to lvl up! im quitting!"
Forum ghosts:
"bah this place is full of noobs. Back in the old days thing were much better..."
"omfg rofl @ bababu/williamhung"
"hahahhaha check out this screenshot from A3 episode 25 running on a private vietnamese server! Now u get insta super kill-o-zap skill that can kill ranias by punching!
""ahahhahahaa see me beat up red with my bare hands n full mounted 100% G10 set!! " (guess who this one is)
"guys im quitting and i wanna thank everyone including the family dog, and _|_ to all my enemies!"
"selling my char"
