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> Wife Diary VS Husband Diary
> >
> >WIFE's DIARY
> >
> >Sunday night.
> >I thought he was acting weird.
> >We had made plans to meet at a
> >cafe to have coffee. I was
> >shopping with my friends all
> >day long, so I thought he was
> >upset that I was a bit late,
> >but he made no comment.
> >Conversation wasn't flowing,
> >so I suggested that we go
> >somewhere quiet so we could
> >talk. He agreed but he kept
> >quiet and absent. I asked him what
> >was wrong. He said: "Nothing."
> >I asked him if it was my fault that he
> >was upset. He said it had
> >nothing to do with me, and not
> >to worry.
> >On the way home I told him
> >that I loved him. He simply
> >smiled and kept driving. I can't
> >explain his behavior; I don't
> >know why he didn't say: "I love u,
> >too."
> >When we got home, I felt as if
> >I had lost him, as if he
> >wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
> >He just sat there and watched
> >TV; he seemed distant and
> >absent.
> >Finally, I decided to go to
> >bed. About 10 minutes later he
> >came to bed.
> >I could not take it anymore,
> >so I decided to confront him
> >with the situation but he had
> >fallen asleep. I started
> >crying and cried until I too fell asleep.
> >I don't know what to do. I'm
> >almost sure that his thoughts
> >are with someone else.
> >My life is a disaster.

> >HUSBAND's DIARY
> >
> >Today, Manchester United lost
> >the match. DAMN IT..!!

ROFL!

LOL

lmao....!!

lol

Oh well Same thing happend with me the only thing different in my case was that I Wrote:

*censored* Man Wacky Got PKed by a Noob coz of lag and i couldnt do anything about it

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon".

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

"Good morning madam. You don't know me, but I've come to...."

"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.

"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies."

"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. Just where do we start?" asked Mrs. Smith, blushing.

"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out."

"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me."

"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

"I hope we can get this over with quickly," gasped Mrs. Smith.

"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be
disappointed with that, I'm sure."

"Don't I know!!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London." "Oh my God!!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.

"And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with." The photographer handed Mrs. Smith the picture.

"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.

"Yes, I'm afraid so I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look."

"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.

"Yes," the photographer said. "And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment I just packed it all in."

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean they actually chewed on your, er..,um.., ah.... equipment?"

"That's right. Well madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work."

"Tripod??" Mrs. Smith looked extremely worried now.

"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action. Madam? Madam? Good Lord, she's fainted!!

ROFL

ROFL!! OMG that was a good one!!