Lets see hw much i can make u laugh
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:13 am
Guyz here are sm jokes by me hope u find them gud ......
WIFE: What will u gv me if i successfully climb and reach the top of
the great mount EVEREST??
HUSBAND: DHAKKA.....
TEACHER: Pappu what do u call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested??
PAPPU: A TEACHER.......
A husband saw his wife sleeping with his friend.He took out his gun and shot his friend...WIFE SAID: Is tarah behave karoge to sabhi dosto ko kho doge..
Once a crow shitted on a sardarjis head ..Sardarjis friend offered him a tissue ...Sardarji said no use too late the crows gone......
Full form of MATHS-Mentally Affected Teachers Harrasing Students
A FAT girl waiting for bus how wuld u describe her in 1 word??
MOTIVATING....
2 Sardars r drivin a car, 1 puts on the indicator n ask d othr 2 chck whther its workin......He puts his head out and says -----YES NO YES NO YES NO.......
TEACHER:U hv to aim for 90%
STUDENT:I will get 100% marks
TEACHER:Mazak kyun kar rahe ho.
STUDENT:Mazak shuru kisne kiya tha?
Q: WHAT DID GOD SAY WHEN HE CREATED FIRST NEGRO...
A: AYLA JAL GAYA
What will be written on the headstone of MALLIKA SHERAWAT when she dies?
ATLAST SHE SLEEPS ALONE........
PLEDGE OF BOYS :-INDIA is our nation....Girls are our destination...Dating is our occupation...Flirting is our profession...Do hell with education....
Hope u atleast smile reading just if i doesnt makes u laugh .....
WIFE: What will u gv me if i successfully climb and reach the top of
the great mount EVEREST??
HUSBAND: DHAKKA.....
TEACHER: Pappu what do u call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested??
PAPPU: A TEACHER.......
A husband saw his wife sleeping with his friend.He took out his gun and shot his friend...WIFE SAID: Is tarah behave karoge to sabhi dosto ko kho doge..
Once a crow shitted on a sardarjis head ..Sardarjis friend offered him a tissue ...Sardarji said no use too late the crows gone......
Full form of MATHS-Mentally Affected Teachers Harrasing Students
A FAT girl waiting for bus how wuld u describe her in 1 word??
MOTIVATING....
2 Sardars r drivin a car, 1 puts on the indicator n ask d othr 2 chck whther its workin......He puts his head out and says -----YES NO YES NO YES NO.......
TEACHER:U hv to aim for 90%
STUDENT:I will get 100% marks
TEACHER:Mazak kyun kar rahe ho.
STUDENT:Mazak shuru kisne kiya tha?
Q: WHAT DID GOD SAY WHEN HE CREATED FIRST NEGRO...
A: AYLA JAL GAYA
What will be written on the headstone of MALLIKA SHERAWAT when she dies?
ATLAST SHE SLEEPS ALONE........
PLEDGE OF BOYS :-INDIA is our nation....Girls are our destination...Dating is our occupation...Flirting is our profession...Do hell with education....
Hope u atleast smile reading just if i doesnt makes u laugh .....
(with a capital l)
will it loose its humor if it was in english?