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Too much *censored* by dredpker n guiding by rexdude now a days so here is some chillout thread for humour.
Post anything out here which u find humourous, but no *censored*, no flaming.

EDIT 1:
Ahh too many post at once , well 1 more thing, you cannot post immediately after your own post (that sometimes makes it similar posts coz a person might have many similar things to share, but sometimes makes it a bit boring.)

here the first post

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Cyrus says "Daddy, how was I born?"

Dad says "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and, since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said

"You've Got Male".

Guys,

U might have read many funny essays but this is the MOST funny one I have ever read.

Sure to make u all laugh


Why Teachers are So Stressed Out ??


Read these essays to find out!!

Where did u find that. nice one.

lol venkat, hope it was not ur kid's essay

guys time for some test ummm ,

See if your left brain got anything right in it and your right brain got anything left in it

Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.





man
1. ------------

board











Ans. = man overboard







stand
2. ------------

i











Ans. = I understand



OK?.... Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you fair?





3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/











Ans. = reading between the lines







4. r
road
a
d









Ans. = cross road





5. cycle
cycle
cycle









Ans. = tricycle





0
6. ------------
M.D.

Ph.D.









Ans. = two degrees below zero





knee
7. ------------

light









Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light)





ground
8. ---------------

feet feet feet feet feet feet







Ans. = six feet underground





9. he's / himself









Ans. = he's by himself





10. ecnalg









Ans. = backward glance





11. death ..... life









Ans. = life after death





12. THINK





Ans. think big !!



And the last one is real fundoo ..



13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb....





Ans. long time no 'C' (see)

i got most of them, the ones I didnt get was because the text didnt show properly

HMMMMMMMMMM

BESTPKER YOU GOT INTO ANY YAHOO GROUP?

A WOMAN comes home from the hypnotist and tells her husband:"Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well,they're gone."No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies: "Margie referred me to a hypnotist He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache."I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches are all gone."The husband replies: "Well, that is wonderful."His wife then says: "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
He puts her on the bed and says: "Don't move. I'll be right back."He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.His wife says: "Boy that was wonderful!"The husband says: "Don't move! I will be right back." He goes back intothe bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time.The wife sits up and her head is spinning. Her husband again says:"Don't move, I'll be right back."With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror saying:
"She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my wife!"



IGN:Carl
A3 and warcraft too addictive

May or may not have heard this one before.

Steve sits around a table of people at a dinner party. He drops his fork under the table. He goes down to pick it up and notices the his friends wife who is sitting accross from him is wearing a skirt with no underwear on. He sits back on his seat blushing. He then heads over to the washroom upstairs and she follows him. She says to him, "did you like what you saw?"
steve replies, "Yes I did"
she says, "well come over tomorrow afternoon while my husband Gerry is at work, and you could have it for 100 dollars."

The next day Steve goes over to her house, has his way with her and pays her 100 dollars.

Later that evening her husband Gerry comes home from work. They talk about their day a little, then Gerry says did anybody stop by today. HIs wifes heart then drops feeling pernoid about what Gerry is talking about, she says, "ummm no, why?"

Gerry then says, "are you sure, Steve didn't stop by?"

She being very scared now because she feels he knows everything, she says, "no why would steve stop by, he knows you're at work, he wouldn't come if I was just here...." she stumbles all over her words...

Gerry says, "goddammit, he came to my work today and borrowed 100 bucks and said that he was going to stop by here and drop it off to you..."



IGN:Carl 13X
a3 and warcraft damn addictive

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.

Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one." "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."

About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.

The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."

"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."

"Why not?" asked the son.

"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."


IGN:Carl 13X
a3 and warcraft damn addictive