Temporarily married...
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This was told to me by a very close friend...
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying:
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own fu****g blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.
Life is fun, but A3 is serious ...... so lets have fun
Ripped material
1) That's not right..............................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.............Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP...............................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man....................................Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse...................................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?................Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into the coffee table..........Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift.................Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here.........................Wai So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet.............Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone....................No Pa King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week......Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight.........................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobille...........Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive............Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great............................................. .Fa Kin Su Pa
17) I think a mistake has been made..............Wai Yu So Dum
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.............Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP...............................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man....................................Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse...................................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?................Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into the coffee table..........Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift.................Chin Tu Fat9) It's very dark in here.........................Wai So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet.............Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone....................No Pa King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week......Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight.........................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobille...........Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive............Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great............................................. .Fa Kin Su Pa
17) I think a mistake has been made..............Wai Yu So Dum
One day many years ago at a school in South London
a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds,
“I’ll give $20 to the child who can tell me
who was the most famous man who ever lived.”
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St.Patrick.”
The teacher said, “Sorry Alan, that’s not correct.”
” Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Andrew.”
The teacher replied, “I’m sorry, Hamish, that’s not right either.”
Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, It was Jesus Christ.”
The teacher said, “That’s absolutely right, Jignesh, come up here and
I’ll give you the $20.”
As the teacher was giving Jignesh his money, she said,
“You know Jignesh, since you are Gujarati,
I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ.”
Jignesh replied,”Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna,
but business is business!”
a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds,
“I’ll give $20 to the child who can tell me
who was the most famous man who ever lived.”
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St.Patrick.”
The teacher said, “Sorry Alan, that’s not correct.”
” Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Andrew.”
The teacher replied, “I’m sorry, Hamish, that’s not right either.”
Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, It was Jesus Christ.”
The teacher said, “That’s absolutely right, Jignesh, come up here and
I’ll give you the $20.”
As the teacher was giving Jignesh his money, she said,
“You know Jignesh, since you are Gujarati,
I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ.”
Jignesh replied,”Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna,
but business is business!”