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kadruu wrote:Story of Ankeetsinha after he graduated from Eng and became a civil Eng:



Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots Ankeetsinha on the ground floor and yells down to him, but Ankeet can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion.

Ankeet nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.

The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the *censored* is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".

Ankeet says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

kadruu wrote:My Story:


I was driving my girlfriend home when she decided that she wants to go to her friend instead. Her friend lives out of the way so she told me that she would get naked for me if I drove her. I said ok and she took off all her clothes. I was so busy looking at her that I stacked the car and got stuck between the steering wheel and the seat. I told my girl to go and get help and she replied that she couldn’t because she didn’t have any clothes on. I told her that , “Take my shoe and cover your snatch with it, and go for help!”
She took the shoe and ran to the closest gas station. She found the clerk and asked, "Help, my boyfriend is stuck! Can you help us?" The clerk replied, "I’m sorry, I think he's too far in.

sagnik_1989 wrote:ahh,i had been out of station for such a long time.nice to see doses of humour coming up.

well here's 1 on DREDRECK:

fast forward to 2015.......
dredreck and and his gf(obviously u know who )have been married and r living happily in a house in ghazia basti(name changed).

they were sleeping comfortably 1 night when suddenly a burgler bursts into their house,takes out a gun and tells them to follow his orders or else hell kill them.
dredreck and ?? are terrified but still they have enuff common sense to do as he says.the burglar is obviously in his 50's has a beard like neppomuck(pygmalion) and he clearly hasnt bathed in abt 3 months.he explains to them that he is an escaped prisoner and has murdered 20 ppl.i.e he is very dangerous.

he tells them to open their clothes and ties ?? to a chair.then he whispers something in her ear and goes to the bathroom.


seeing this dredreck tells ??"look,dear this man hasnt got a woman in years and he looks very dangerous.please do what he says.if he wants to have sex wit u plz dont refuse.two lives r at stake.be starong dear.i love u"

to tis his wife replies"he siad that he was a gay and found u very attractive and asked if there was any vaseline in the house.please be strong dear.2 lives r at stake and remember i love u.........

destroyerz2 wrote:hey timy ive read tht smeware in the forums.....