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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:40 pm
by Riviera
fkin...no ones got enough time to read things that big man....cut them short..and tell us directly..wht the fk was u r intention in postin them all...

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:51 pm
by Machs
ah arthas, man i told same thing in my first post by editing it, to prevent such long repeats. but no need to flame here, lets keep it for those who want fun only, u can have a flame thread separately.
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:51 pm
by Riviera
not a bad idea..

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:53 pm
by shootudown
Here are a few SMS jokes:
* A bunch of Sadarjis (don't take it seriously

) decided to rob a bank. So they broke into the bank and found 'lassi' instead of money and so they drank it all. Headline of next day's paper:
SPERM BANK ROBBED !!!
* Some people just don't think before acting: My friend sends this message which says 'Please call me urgent...my mobile is lost and I need to locate it'. Immediately he gets a call that asks 'Found your phone?'
* Man: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: Swimming, Sir.
* It has been discovered that bird flu affects small cocks first. Thought I'd warn you.
More jokes comin later..............

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:54 pm
by Riviera
the first one was gross...the last one was not bad...hmm...improvement...

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:04 pm
by Machs
It has been discovered that bird flu affects small cocks first. Thought I'd warn you.

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:37 pm
by Riviera
rofl...

Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 11:47 pm
by Timekeaper
HERES A JOKE FRM ME
IN A CHEMISTRY CLASS A TEACHER ASKS A GIRL .WHAT ARE NITRATES?
THE GIRL STANDS UP SLOWLY AND SHYLY AND SAYS.THE NIGHT RATES ARE A BIT HIGHER THEN DAY RATES.

Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:22 am
by shootudown
timekeeper wrote:HERES A JOKE FRM ME
IN A CHEMISTRY CLASS A TEACHER ASKS A GIRL .WHAT ARE NITRATES?
THE GIRL STANDS UP SLOWLY AND SHYLY AND SAYS.THE NIGHT RATES ARE A BIT HIGHER THEN DAY RATES.

Good one!

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 7:53 pm
by Xeaon
The manager of a large office asked a new employee to come into his office.
"What is your name?," was the first thing the manager asked.
"John," the new guy replied.
The manager scowled.
"Look, I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name! It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority," he said. "I refer to my employees by their last name only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"
The new guy sighed and said, "Darling. My name is John Darling."
The manager said, "Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you..."
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