Life is fun, but A3 is serious ...... so lets have fun

Riviera · Post by **Riviera** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:40 pm

fkin...no ones got enough time to read things that big man....cut them short..and tell us directly..wht the fk was u r intention in postin them all...

Machs · Post by **Machs** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:51 pm

ah arthas, man i told same thing in my first post by editing it, to prevent such long repeats. but no need to flame here, lets keep it for those who want fun only, u can have a flame thread separately.

Riviera · Post by **Riviera** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:51 pm

not a bad idea..

shootudown · Post by **shootudown** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:53 pm

Here are a few SMS jokes:

* A bunch of Sadarjis (don't take it seriously

) decided to rob a bank. So they broke into the bank and found 'lassi' instead of money and so they drank it all. Headline of next day's paper:

SPERM BANK ROBBED !!!

* Some people just don't think before acting: My friend sends this message which says 'Please call me urgent...my mobile is lost and I need to locate it'. Immediately he gets a call that asks 'Found your phone?'

* Man: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: Swimming, Sir.

* It has been discovered that bird flu affects small cocks first. Thought I'd warn you.

More jokes comin later..............

Riviera · Post by **Riviera** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:54 pm

the first one was gross...the last one was not bad...hmm...improvement...

Machs · Post by **Machs** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:04 pm

It has been discovered that bird flu affects small cocks first. Thought I'd warn you.

Riviera · Post by **Riviera** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:37 pm

rofl...

Timekeaper · Post by **Timekeaper** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 11:47 pm

HERES A JOKE FRM ME

IN A CHEMISTRY CLASS A TEACHER ASKS A GIRL .WHAT ARE NITRATES?
THE GIRL STANDS UP SLOWLY AND SHYLY AND SAYS.THE NIGHT RATES ARE A BIT HIGHER THEN DAY RATES.

shootudown · Post by **shootudown** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:22 am

timekeeper wrote:HERES A JOKE FRM ME

IN A CHEMISTRY CLASS A TEACHER ASKS A GIRL .WHAT ARE NITRATES?
THE GIRL STANDS UP SLOWLY AND SHYLY AND SAYS.THE NIGHT RATES ARE A BIT HIGHER THEN DAY RATES.

Good one!

Xeaon · Post by **Xeaon** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 7:53 pm

The manager of a large office asked a new employee to come into his office.

"What is your name?," was the first thing the manager asked.
"John," the new guy replied.
The manager scowled.
"Look, I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name! It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority," he said. "I refer to my employees by their last name only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"
The new guy sighed and said, "Darling. My name is John Darling."
The manager said, "Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you..."
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