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Re: A3 Jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:35 am
by xxbansheexx
raees wrote:
raees wrote:
Hi
Im starting this thread to Share my A3 related jokes!
U too can contribute

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Once my bro and me were traveling in a shared Autorickshaw, there was this another Uncle in the Auto with us.

MY bro is a Hi lvl Mage...

Bro: (hindi) kal me 150 mil ka staff kharidunga (2morrow I will buy a staff worth 150 mil)
Me: Nice

Uncle: Aap log kaha kaam karte hoo........( Where do u guys work!)

lol...150 mil cash why will I use an autorickshaw 8)




:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :oops: :oops: 8) :shock: :) :( :o :shock: :? :x :P :cry: :roll: :wink: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow:
Hi what is ur name my name is also raees.

u danish bhai kya.

u write this joke.

:D :D :D :D
hiii
Im back!!
Very happy too see the Response!!! 10+ pages is coool


Me: IGN : Jaguargrl (in a3india)
lvl : 98 (not playing here anymore!)

IGN: Banshee ( at TT3)
LVL: 165 RB: 10 (willbe rb 11 in 1 week)

REal name: Its for me to know nd u to find out!!!! :twisted:

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:12 pm
by xxbansheexx
All the ppl in our kh were telling jokes 1 by 1...

So a Canadian frnd of mine started:-

Once a Gamer meets a holyman and asked do u hav A3 MMORPG in heaven?

Holyman: I ll hav to ask god and then will tell u.

Next day
Holyman: well my son god said they hav A3 MMORPG game in heaven :D

Gamer: But is it free?

Holyman: ( after asking god tells the nextday) Yes my son its ABSOLUTELY Free!!!!!!! :P

Gamer: can u ask god if it has Rebirth?

Holyman: ( after asking god tells the nextday) yes they got Rebirth till 11

Gamer: ASk god it they Lagg in the game or not?

Holyman:( after asking god tells the nextday!!!!!!! :?: ) God said its totally Lag free!!!!

Gamer: can u ask god if Thols hav been implemented?

Holyman:( after asking god tells the nextday and now he's really pissed off :x ) NO NO THOLL TILL NOW
AND I HAV 1 GOOD NEWS FOR U!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

Gamer: wat?

Holyman: WELL PART 5 IS GOING TO BE LAUNCHED IN THE A3 @ HEAVENS.
AND U R SCHEDULED TO PLAY DAY AFTER TOMMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:45 pm
by Devlish
Banshee wrote:All the ppl in our kh were telling jokes 1 by 1...

So a Canadian frnd of mine started:-

Once a Gamer meets a holyman and asked do u hav A3 MMORPG in heaven?

Holyman: I ll hav to ask god and then will tell u.

Next day
Holyman: well my son god said they hav A3 MMORPG game in heaven :D

Gamer: But is it free?

Holyman: ( after asking god tells the nextday) Yes my son its ABSOLUTELY Free!!!!!!! :P

Gamer: can u ask god if it has Rebirth?

Holyman: ( after asking god tells the nextday) yes they got Rebirth till 11

Gamer: ASk god it they Lagg in the game or not?

Holyman:( after asking god tells the nextday!!!!!!! :?: ) God said its totally Lag free!!!!

Gamer: can u ask god if Thols hav been implemented?

Holyman:( after asking god tells the nextday and now he's really pissed off :x ) NO NO THOLL TILL NOW
AND I HAV 1 GOOD NEWS FOR U!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

Gamer: wat?

Holyman: WELL PART 5 IS GOING TO BE LAUNCHED IN THE A3 @ HEAVENS.
AND U R SCHEDULED TO PLAY DAY AFTER TOMMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Rofl part 5 khelne ke liye Gamer have to go heaven, sad :P

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:15 am
by Rulzz
Banshee wrote:All the ppl in our kh were telling jokes 1 by 1...

So a Canadian frnd of mine started:-

Once a Gamer meets a holyman and asked do u hav A3 MMORPG in heaven?

Holyman: I ll hav to ask god and then will tell u.

Next day
Holyman: well my son god said they hav A3 MMORPG game in heaven :D

Gamer: But is it free?

Holyman: ( after asking god tells the nextday) Yes my son its ABSOLUTELY Free!!!!!!! :P

Gamer: can u ask god if it has Rebirth?

Holyman: ( after asking god tells the nextday) yes they got Rebirth till 11

Gamer: ASk god it they Lagg in the game or not?

Holyman:( after asking god tells the nextday!!!!!!! :?: ) God said its totally Lag free!!!!

Gamer: can u ask god if Thols hav been implemented?

Holyman:( after asking god tells the nextday and now he's really pissed off :x ) NO NO THOLL TILL NOW
AND I HAV 1 GOOD NEWS FOR U!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

Gamer: wat?

Holyman: WELL PART 5 IS GOING TO BE LAUNCHED IN THE A3 @ HEAVENS.
AND U R SCHEDULED TO PLAY DAY AFTER TOMMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
lolzzz
nice1 dude...!

real joke in our class

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:29 pm
by Kingofking
this is a joke which happened in our class room


when the Principal came inside the room

he started to ask " introduce urself students!"

1 guy from our class stood told my name is Sinha chaddi
Principal: ohh......... Tell me ur fathers name in English

Student : " Beautiful red underwear " :lol: :lol: :lol:

Principal: What ? :shock: :shock:

Whole class room was stunned by his answer and the principal was shocked !

later the boy explained that

his fathers name was "Sundar lal chaddi"
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:50 pm
by Netdemona
Nice one dude!!

But read the topic ... it says "A3 Jokes" ... ur joke was close to undies, not to A3 :P

the height of nobinnes

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:02 pm
by Quakeeee
hey guys all of us knw this days a special Stone collection event is going on i was usually Questin in r2 and my special stone box got full so i was just emptyin my storage and throwin away other tones2 kep ma inventory empty ma cafe mate a Big Big noob hes above 120 in tien tien server tells me 2 keep the stones in ma inventory and npc them later sala noob frm whch i get 100wz thats not all he asks me wher i am so that cme and collect the stones when hes playin in tien tien and me indian and most astonishin thing hes higher lvl than me :cry:

Re: the height of nobinnes

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:40 am
by Ridickrock
Rooney wrote:hey guys all of us knw this days a special Stone collection event is going on i was usually Questin in r2 and my special stone box got full so i was just emptyin my storage and throwin away other tones2 kep ma inventory empty ma cafe mate a Big Big noob hes above 120 in tien tien server tells me 2 keep the stones in ma inventory and npc them later sala noob frm whch i get 100wz thats not all he asks me wher i am so that cme and collect the stones when hes playin in tien tien and me indian and most astonishin thing hes higher lvl than me :cry:
Dats the difference between TTa3 and A3india :D

Guidelulu aka Guideullu

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:45 pm
by Damagee
Once i was murderer n as u all people know murderer cant buy anything 4m npc.... so just by joking i told Lulu dat i cant buy 4m npc pls help..... she told wat is da prob... i kept repeating i cant buy 4m npc.... after sometime for more fun i told her dat da hp/mp npc showing out of stock( i expected her to reply dont joke wid me ) instead she moved 4m her place n went to a healer to chk is it really showing out of stock......hehe ..... lol.....wat a dumbo..... :lol:

Re: Guidelulu aka Guideullu

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 3:07 pm
by Tigerfighter
lolzzzz Poor lulu :lol: :lol: