So what should I put in the title then-'Introduction to psychobabble?'
And how many points from there are exactly the same, you jackass?
Here's the post:
You put gems on your clothing for elemental defence.
You join a club or association and expect everyone to call you a Knight.
You want to be addressed as Sir **** (according to your character's name).
Instead of telling others you're searching for your pen, you tell them you're doing the Quest of the Lost Pen.
After a job well done at work or in school, you expect to receive Lore Points.
Instead of buying a bird as a pet, you buy the bird's egg and call it a Shue.
Without your pet bird, you feel ,like you can't run.
When you're pet bird dies, you look for Shue Resurrection Potion to revive it.
You consider all shop owners as NPCs.
Instead of taking transportation, you try to return home by pressing F8 on your PC.
You go around looking for dropped scrolls and items on the streets.
When you fell down on the street, you hope that someone will cast Reverse Cure on you.
When you're out with friends, you call it a party.
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And here's mine:
1) You call everyone 'dude'-irrespective of gender.
2) Your friends call you for a party and you immediately say 'which map?'
3) You see a cockroach on the floor and squash it with a sandal, expecting 5 more to pop up in its place.
4) You read about the G7 summit in the newspaper and wonder what sort of cool stuff they trade over there Smile
5) While driving, you accidentally slow down in high gear and go 'laggggg'
6) You desperately wish you could convert all your woonz into real cash.
7) In Economics class, when the teacher talks about demand supply curve, you nod vigorously and start talking about why UJs are so costly..
Cool Your left mouse button bears the imprint of your index finger from constant clicking ingame.
9) You buy a pet parrot(or owl) but don't keep it in a cage, expecting it to follow you around.
10) You don't understand why the girl you met slapped you when you told her you can strip blast.
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NOW POINT OUT HOW MANY THINGS OVERLAP!!!
A$$HOLE
