3 + 3 =8
Bataaon Kaise?
Bataaon Bataaon!
Nahi Pata?!!
Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!
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Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI
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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
Masala9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
= Heart Attack
Matlab
scrolll down
DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
think
think
think
think
think
tired of thinking???
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
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Whats the opposite of "Pizza
Hut"
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okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"
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ok whats the opp of venky's..
venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Comepalakrishnan.
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What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn't See
Me.
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A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take a
bath, but he hasn't got a soap and there is no water anywhere
around...
what can he do?
->>He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c
(constant of
integration)
Using the lux soap he will take bath in the 'c'.
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one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile his call gets cross
connected to some other lady.They still keep on talking..they start
liking each other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u
get???
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An IDEA can change your wife.
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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"
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ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise
bahar
nikalega???????
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geela ho ke nikalega......
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ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ........
sweets nops
sault nopes
think
think
are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......
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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
jumping from 10th
floor?
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)
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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange?
think......
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the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!
u just made my day..now i fwd this to others at my own risk!!
