New element in periodic table !!! Hilarious!!!!

[Sandytest]

NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE

Element : WOMEN



Symbol : WO+



Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.



Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.



PHYSICAL PROPERTIES



1. Boils at room temperature



2. Freezes without any known reason.



3. Melts if given special treatment.



4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.



5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.




CHEMICAL PROPERTIES



1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and
absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.



2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.



3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that.



4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.




COMMON USES


1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.



2. Can be great aid to relaxation.




TESTS


1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.



2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.




POTENTIAL HAZARD


illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at
different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with
each other.




!! WARNING !!


PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING
AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS



ABOVE PROPERTIES ARE SHOWN BY ALL THE WOMEN OF THE WORLD

[Bhalo]

[Theghost]

rofl tooooo gud man!!!....
-Peace

[Flareon]

Sir neo,
no offense to u BUT


















THIS STUFF WAS POSTED BY TYPHLOSION LONG AGO.PLZ DONT MAKE USELESS FAKES(OR ATLEAST GO THROUGH THE CONTENT).

and typhlo even had more kewl stuff up his sleeve.

and btw this is naix.

[destroyerz2]

er naix typhlo was a lil bit different and good one

[Princeoni]

!! WARNING !!


PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING
AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS

[dredisback]

ACTUALLY TYPH'S POST WAS THE TRUE VERSION, THIS GUY JUST TYPED EVERYTHING HERE INSTEAD OF POSTING THE IMAGE.

[destroyerz2]

there a few diff jokes though

[dredisback]

NAH!

A REPLICA OF THE TRUE POST.

BTW WAT THE HECK, LET THE FOLKS ENJOY IT.

[Aradorn]

BORING.......
THIS POST IS A MAIL FORWARD I GOT AGES AGO.. MORE THAN A YEAR OLD..
NEOSERVER GET SOMETHING BETTER TO POST.
IF U DNT HAVE.. GIVE ME UR MAIL ID.. IL FORWARD U SOME GUD MAILS.. POST EM ATLEAST.. DUN BLAB WITH OLD CRAP PLS.