OFFTOPIC: A plan to improve english spelling

Eos · Post by **Eos** » Fri May 05, 2006 10:43 am

A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling
by Mark Twain

For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped
to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer
be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained
would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2
might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the
same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with
"i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.
Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear
with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12
or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants.
Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi
ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz
ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.
Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud
hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

Dhanurdhari · Post by **Dhanurdhari** » Fri May 05, 2006 11:16 am

dude...u know wht..
da 1 person i know who is gonna really really love ur post is ANKEETSINHA.
coz his dad is a literature teacher in government school and i think u can make it frm is patent dialogue's

1> CHECK UR ENGLISH..

2> kyu english ki maa behan kar rahe ho..

*censored* talks in HINGLISH all da time and tells ppl to check their english..
ANKEET.... stfu..and go get ur butt kicked frm sum temozians...
coz that da best u can do.

IGN - Dhanurdhari

Eos · Post by **Eos** » Fri May 05, 2006 11:26 am

I thought u quit? Where was the need to start pissing on ankeet here? You got a problem with him take it elsewhere,why u ruining my joke thread for it?

Princeoni · Post by **Princeoni** » Fri May 05, 2006 11:53 am

rexdude wrote:I thought u quit?

me 2

Sant · Post by **Sant** » Sat May 06, 2006 7:56 am

why u ruining my joke thread for it?

Anyway this thread is gonna go off-topic. Ok Dred and IC start.....

-Sant(Sword Warrior)

Theghost · Post by **Theghost** » Sat May 06, 2006 8:15 am

Timekeaper · Post by **Timekeaper** » Sat May 06, 2006 8:54 am

san_thosh82 wrote:
why u ruining my joke thread for it?
Anyway this thread is gonna go off-topic. Ok Dred and IC start.....

-Sant(Sword Warrior)

Rofl!!!

Anyways nice one rex...

Nihalda · Post by **Nihalda** » Sat May 06, 2006 10:36 am

san_thosh82 wrote:
why u ruining my joke thread for it?
Anyway this thread is gonna go off-topic. Ok Dred and IC start.....

-Sant(Sword Warrior)

dredisback · Post by **dredisback** » Sat May 06, 2006 11:44 am

REAL NICE POST REX!

SANT STOOPID NOOB, GO KILL A FEW MEMORAS

destroyerz2 · Post by **destroyerz2** » Sat May 06, 2006 4:53 pm

Anyway this thread is gonna go off-topic. Ok Dred and IC start.....

-Sant(Sword Warrior)[/quote]

hahaha rofl true true